Thursday, May 20, 2010

Today's word is: Buster

TLC's song "No Scrubs" came on the radio and there is a specific line that goes as following: "A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine and is also known as a buster". So M@ Kulka and myself have decided that the word of the summer is going to be buster. Anytime we see someone embarrassing themselves unknowingly, they are a buster. You might be asking yourself, "Well Phil, how do i protect myself from being a buster?" Well that is why this post will save you from ever being defined a buster, here are the top 10 ways you can spot a buster:



1. Jean Shorts - Your JNCO jean shorts that come down to your shins are not "cool" they're an eye sore.
2. Non-Situational Bandana Wearing - If you are not mowing or playing tennis...take off the bandana
3. Ear Gauges - The real world called, no one is hiring you with your golf ball sized holes in your ears.

4. Vanity License Plates- Congratulations GETOSAMA, every person who drives behind you knows you are a true blue American and will never question you....buster!

5. Shirt wrapped around your head (Cousin of the Situational Bandana)- Yes you are tan, but your stomach needs covered.

6. Walking your bike up a hill- Your doing it wrong!
7. Riding your bike in general- Get a car!
8. Listening to Country Music- Let me ruin every song you will listen to this summer "America is #1, drinking is good, and hick's love their families"
9. Water- We get it your "healthy", give me a beer, pop, juice, anything but water.
10. Not watching the World Cup- Don't be a buster, enjoy the best sporting event in the world and cheer on the United States.
These 10 hints will help you from your friends whispering the word "buster" behind your back this summer.

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